Short Jokes To Put A Smile On Your Face

Jokes are something that we all have the ability to enjoy no matter how much of a mood we are in. They grant us the chance we demand to place a smile on our face and seek to think about something other then how much we hate our boss or those bills that won't go away at home. Even if we are already in a great mood they manage to make us feel evne better. It’s time to share a few great jokes so you can extend them to others.Snail WalkA snail walked into a bar. Unfortunately the barman didn’t allow snails to come inside and kicked him out. A year went by and the exact same snail came back inside of the bar. He slid up to the barman and asked him, “Why did you do that?”Definition Of An IdiotA son goes over to his father and asks him what an idiot is. His father replies, “An idiot is an individual who is attempting to explain thoughts to somebody in a way that is long and boring and does not make any sense to anyone. Do you understand?” His son looks back in confusion and says, “No!”One Day To LiveA man receives a phone call from his physician who says to him that he has great and bad news to share with him.“What is the great news,” asks the man.“You have 24 hours to live!”“Oh no! Then what is the bad news?”“I forgot to call and tell you this yesterday.”